Thursday, June 16, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever

Finally, after god knows how many years, the Duke has returned.  But is it worth the 10+ years of waiting?  HELL NO.  Gamespot gave the game a 3.5 out of 10.  The average score is a 4.  How did this game go so wrong?

The Bad

  • Long, boring platforming and driving sections   
  • The shooting lacks impact   
  • Ugly visuals and jerky frame rates   
  • Short levels separated by long loading screens  
  • Fails to be shocking, sexy, or funny.

  • Looks like the Duke finally ran into an enemy he couldn't defeat, and that's us, "The Gamers".  I was really expecting fireworks from this, but instead we got a $0.25 sent sparkler.

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